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....."wrong Max....I don't care wh....huh...sure..huh...yeah ..sure I do but.....no, no, no, yes, no, but Max, why do you......uh huh, yeah but Mary doesn't want a Tom Phanderphatz segment in this report. Right.........ok, no, no, yes, ....no, but you know Max, Mary has the power to fire you even though you are technically her boss.......yeah, no, I'm putting my foot down this time Max...THERE WILL BE NO PHANDERPHATZ SEGMENT THIS WEEK!" (click)
And now it's time again for
1. We
all know that nothing rhymes with
"orange" but did you know that the lead
singer of Grand Funk Railroad hated
dogs? 2. Below is pictured Dexter, the Human Cat. There are only two human cats in the World: Dexter, the only human cat in captivity. He's kept at the Sheboygan Zoo in Roanoke. The other human cat is in the wilds of the Serengeti.
Here is my
question. Based on the scientific
evidence above, are human cats on the
brink of extinction or not?
3. It is a
well established fact that Clark Gable
was married more than once but did you
know that he had a love child with
actress Loretta Young and that the
little girl's name was Lewis?
4. In order
for me, Tom
Phanderphatz, to get to do a
segment in this particular
StickerNewz
Report I have to refer to Myself, Mary
and John as *hit heads.
There are some sick individuals employed here at StickerNewz Co., Inc. We'll be right back after a short break for station identification:
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STICKERNEWZ REPORT FOR THIS TWENTY-SECOND DAY OF AUGUST, 2005 FROM THE BROADCASTING TOWERS OF JUICY LUCY'S BAR AND GRILL. THIS AND OTHER REPORTS ARE MADE POSSIBLE BY GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE NATIVE AMERICAN PRINTING AND STICKER INDUSTRY, WAYNE, MONTANA AND THE DECAL NETWORK OF CREATIVE ART, A SUBSIDIARY OF BOB'S MOM'S APPLE PIE, CO, INC. (REGISTERED TRADE MARK,2005).
Inherently WRONG! Let's get back to decals and the part they have played in Rheumatoid Arthritis. The first decal was discovered on a covered wagon in 1905. It is estimated that the decal had been in place for some 30 years. That would make it..uh.. let's see 30 minus 1905 is -1875. Ok, so that means that since 1905 was 100 years ago you add 100 plus 1875 which gives you 1975. And that seems to match up perfectly with the year this particular decal was discovered, 1975. After it's discovery in 1965 the decal was placed in the Sheboygan Zoo in Roanoke and remains there to this day. Join us next time when we will return to the home of the Maynerds and see what Irv is up to. Till then, I'm John Andrew Orther.
okay, thanks
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