DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE TELLING LIES?  Hi Friends,  I'm Honest Kowolski,  inventor of the Honest Kowalski's Lying Techniques Course.  This is my first ad on StickerNewz and I feel very honored.  I was especially surprised when I found out about the first ad being FREE!   Not bad, when you consider that each ad after that is $63,000.00..  I'm so sure that you'll want to take my course that I'm going to give you Lesson Five, right now and absolutely FREE!

Chapter V:  There Is No Such Thing As A Lie

There are, however, stories.  Let me illustrate:

Let's say you're the husband and the ole lady.....er....your wife asks you about the fifty dollar bill she gave you that morning.   You could tell the truth but why?  At this point you must remember to not use terms such as "uh", "um" or "er".  These words only cast doubt and suspicion on the situation.  Try the following:

After the crow....uh.....little lady asks the question you must respond immediately.  You have about 1.8 seconds of pause time to pull this off.  Use this 1.8 seconds to (silently) begin your answer, "Once upon a time.......(then out loud continue)...there was a lady and her three children broke down on Highway 13 (use a real hwy as this will add validity to the "tale").....They were headed for Des Moines to her mother's home following a messy divorce...(the fact that they were going out of State prevents the ole battle ax....um....the wife from checking into the "story")....So, since they were penniless, I gave them the fifty."  DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE!  Let your wife respond.  She will not be overjoyed but, because of the nature of the episode, will have a sort of understanding and eventually approve the action. 

Chapter Five shows how we don't lie - we just tell fairy tales like we were taught as little kids.  I hope this portion of my program wetted your appetite to find out more.  If so, get in touch with us at sales@lielikearug.org and we will be glad to help.  And remember, I'm Honest Kowalski and you have my word on it!