Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

2.  If you take an ordinary 1946 nickel and hold it up to the light while looking at the buffalo and turn it upside down it will appear that,  if the buffalo took a dump,  the dung would defy gravity and go straight up!
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

3.  Siegfried and Roy, now afraid to tame Tigers,  are working with Australian Grey Monkeys.  Their star is Climax the Australian Grey Monkey!
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

4.  In Europe the most commonly spoken language is not English but a sort of similar language to English.
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

5.  If a "Void If Removed" sticker was applied to an empty box the box itself could never be opened because there would not be any content not to remove.
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

6.  Were you aware that the French Underground, during WWII, smoked American Cigarettes but later died of French cancer?
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

 

We'll be right back with more of Tom Phanderphatz's Rigleys, Maybe It's True, Maybe It's Made Up.  Stay with us.

 

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I never heard of a run on freakin' advertisement before!  Anywho, let's get over Tom's segment:

 

7.  It is a well known fact that Mary had a little lamb but did you know that if you take a common, ordinary, garden variety can of pop (soda), shake it vigorously and throw it at a next door neighbor's arm it would hurt?

Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

8. Tom is a jackass.
It is true and it is not made up!

 

THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

 

Okay thanks