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That was immoral.  I don't know why Max won't let anyone else handle the advertising and sponsorship of the StickerNews?  Last week we were discussing Thermal Transfer Technology (TTT) and its impact on the Label industry.  Today I want to take up where we left off.  We were on the phone with the renowned scientist of Adhesive Design Cashmier Packadermiac.  Ms. Packadermiac informed us that the art of taking one item and Thermatically transferring it to another inert yet durable item is as old as time itself.  She said that in circa 7018 B.C. the ancient Jurasican Dingo Tribe would take sliced watermelon and eat it.  The members of the tribe spit their watermelon seeds into a huge clay pot into a solution of a sticky, wet dung-like solution.  When this solution was heated the odor would kill some of the elders of the tribe.  After that the witch-pharmacist would apply the still wet seeds to t-shirts in the forms of symbols and markings.  When laid in the sun to dry the seeds would take on a beautiful orange glow.  Then the shirts were traded to neighboring tribes for shrunken heads, bobbles and what not.  Some artistic tribe members would apply the orange, sticky seeds to rectangle bark pieces forming letters and symbols.  They would then attach the bark piece to the back of mule carts and wheelbarrows creating ancient bumper stickers.  One such sticker translated "My Other Donkey is a Horse".

Well, that's all the time we have for today.  I want to thank Dr. Cashmier Packadermiac for joining us.  And I want to thank you, the listeners and supporters of the StickerNewz Report.

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