......"I don't git it Johhn boouy, ya mean that's what those things are?" ......"Yeah Tommy, I can't believe you didn't know about the over head sprinkler system.  It is an intricate network of copper lines that spreads throughout the building.   If any one of the sprinkler heads feels a fire source the entire network of sprinkler heads starts literally pouring and spraying gallons of water all over the building and it cannot be stopped for at least seventeen minutes.  Hey Tom I gotta git movin;  the show starts in about 30 seconds.  I'll see ya this evening at Joe's.  We'll toast one".  (click)

Hi Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to today's installment of the StickerNewz Report.  As always I'm John A. Orther.  Hee hee hee, sorry it's just sort of humorous that Tom didn't know about...the

fire..........syst...............OH, SHIT! 

(Walking very fast towards Tom's office)

(short pause)

(Sssshhshus.........shus..SPRINK....SPRINK.....SPRINK.....SHUSUSSS SSSSSS.....WATER, WATER, WATER, RAINNNNN SHSSSSH SHSSSSSH WET WATER SHHHHHHHHSH SHHHHHHSH SWOOOSH

SHHHHHHHHSSHUUUSHSHSHS SPRINK, SPRINK, SPRINK.. SHSH

SHUUUUSHHH THUNDER...SPLASH....SHUSHS SHUSHSHSH.  It just keeps coming, buckets full, the staff is jumping over things, electrical sparks are flying everywhere.  I can't see in front of my face and as I approach Tom's office at, my still high rate of speed,  I trip and slide about 60 yards at, a still, high rate of speed.  Tom is standing on his desk with his shirt off busting up laughing and trying to sing hallelujah hallelujah)

"HEY FARLEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?  WHERE ARE YOU?"..."I'M OVER HERE JOHN"......"SEE IF YOU CAN GET A TARP OVER THE DOPPLER SYSTEM.. HURRY UP!" 

FOLKS  I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAY.  WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.......... .........(shusssss  shhussssssh ssssssssss..........)

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What?  Who's responsible for...?   Anyways,  welcome back to the very soggy StickerNewz Report for this twelfth day of March, 2005.  Before we continue with our discussion on the use of decals as diapers it's time for, that nearly always popular, Tom Phanderphatz's Rigleys Maybe It's True, Maybe It's Made Up!

1.  Were you aware that if you take a 1965 U.S. Quarter and hold it up to the light and position it with the Eagle's feet pointing upward that the Eagle will appear to be standing on it's head?
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

2.  I bet not many of you knew this:  Baseball great Sandy Kofax is Jewish!
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

3.  What about this:  The game of Badmittin was invented by a British Duke around 1767.  His name was Yer Highness Cyril Frivington Badmittin!
Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

4.  Pictured below is Igor.  Igor is NOT a cat.  He is one of the extremely rare breed of Tazmanian Grey Jackrabbit.  The extremely rare breed of Tazmanian Grey Jackrabbit has all the exact same features and characteristics as a common alley cat with one glaring difference.  The extremely rare breed of Tazmanian Grey Jackrabbit is unable to hop.

 (Here is where the Webmaster (Pete Zegonia) of Label Exchange begrudgingly inserts a picture for Tom's segment. Pete thinks Tom's a jackass.)

Maybe it's true, Maybe it's made up!

Huh?  How does he get by with.....Ah, who cares?  Hey folks time does not permit us to continue on with our study on the proper care of Weatherproof Stickers.  If you just remember this:  Just because they're weatherproof doesn't mean you can use them for Frisbees.

Until next time, when we will be visited by Wellcastle G. Shuffle, inventor of the paper collator.

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