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I don't know if I can accurately answer that question but let me try by way of an incident that happened about 12 years ago. In the early 90's Max was a middle aged man who drove around in a red Mazda Miata with the roof down no matter what time of year it was. He would cruise the boulevards in hopes of picking up "chicks" and splitting the cost of dinner with them. In 1993 he actually had his name legally changed to XZY876 so as to have personalized plates on his Miata without paying extra. He had his named changed back to Max in 95 when he discovered that the plates were not working. I kinda liked XZY876. But Max's issue is not the topic of today's StickerNewz Report.
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What the cra.......What?...who is in charg .. I don't give a shit anymore. Today I'm in the studio with fashion designer Franz Babyportion. He is the chief consultant with the WeddingNewz brought to you from our sister station in Glen Oaks. "Welcome to StickerNewz Franz. Do Wedding Invitations and Bumper Stickers have much in common?" "No Jaaahn, zeer es a beeg defrince in zee makeup of zee two. A buhpuh steeker goes on zee cahh while zee Vedding einvitashun goes in zee mail". "Interesting, interesting. Well Franz, thank you for your insightful perspective here today".
That's all the time we have for our report. Until next time,
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