damn!.....Hey folks, how are ya?  Today I wanted to tell you about a phenomenal dream I had a while ago while taking a nap.  But after a ridiculous 16 minute phone conversation with Phanderphatz I have managed to forget all the details except to remember that it was a spectacular and phenomenal dream.  It's now just a hazy cluster of ethereal information lingering in my brain.   We didn't have time to send this article to editing so please bear with the title even though it has little to do with today's episode.  I try to never do that.  We'll be right back after this:

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Welcome back!

Hey Farley, who do we have on the phone?

It's Laura Bush, John.

Ohhhh ....yeah ....sure .....ok ........"Hi Laurie Waurie Bushie Wushie!  How's Georgie Waurgie Paurgie?  Looks like we'll be looking at his ugly mug for another four!"

"Hello John;  This is really Laura Bush".

"Ewwwwww.....uhmmmmmmmm..ewwwwwww..ouuuu.....ouch...ouch.  .oh boy I really put the ole foot in the proverbial mouth this time....What can we do for you today Mrs. Bush"?

"Well John, The White House needed certain Security Stickers for unauthorized and highly Top Secret areas located throughout the facility.   It is my responsibility as First Lady to ensure that this is done as tactfully and discretely as possible.  It is also essential that I acquire the most quality and up-to-date products out there.  John, where can I get these Stickers"?

"Have you tried a Google search Mrs. Bush"?

"What's that"?

"Hold on a sec Mrs. Bush, I'll do it for you.....(type .. type.... type.. space ....type).....doodah, doodah....bop, bop, bop......and there it is.  We have actually heard of these folks Laura.  StickersExchange.com.  Do you have a computer Mrs. Bush?....oh yeah.  Anyways, contact them at Sales@StickersExchange.com and I'm sure they will meet or exceed every Security Label or Sticker need you might have.  I hear they have the quickest turn around time on the planet.  Hey Farley, didn't Stickers Exchange receive the prestigious Diamond Platinum Adhesive Award two or three years in a row?

"I'm not sure John"

Well there you go Laura and I hope I wasn't out of line with that Georgie Paurgie thing".

"No problem John and thanks again for the valuable information.  I will contact them immediately".  (click)

Weird segment folks.  But you know, Laura brings up a good point.  In my Google search I came across a lot of shabby,  low quality Sticker companies.  I have had reason to do business with many of them.  Max usually insists on it.  But why do we put up with crappy workmanship when it comes to items that people will be reading for years?  Can't...............(ring)......."Yeah Tommy.....look, I'm right in the middle of a show!  Can it wait till th..........What?  are you kiddin?  She gave birth to her baby elephant and it was born already addicted to Alcohol?  No shit?....this is ahhhhwsome!.....Yeah, let me finish up here and you meet me at Barley's Liquor and we'll head out to the zoo from there.....ok.....ok.....yeah....right....ok.....bye"......(click)

Sorry for the interruption but there seems to be a great opportunity for a "story" out at the zoo and following today's broadcast I'm taking a "crew" out there to see what we can get.

What if you ordered a couple hundred dollars worth of vinyl cut-out lettering and the letters were mismatched and wrong?  That would be unsatisfactory.  Do some research before you buy!  See if the Sticker company is capable of Sequentially numbering stock.  See if they are equipped to do Euro Labels and can they perforate?  Demand quality!  If enough of us do, then these fly-by-nite, so called Sticker and Label companies, could not stay in business. 

Thanks for being with me today and I apologize for the dream title.  I gotta get outta here now and head straight to the zoo.  I'll let you know all about it in our next segment.  For now;

okay thanks