I want to continue our discussion with Chief Whylee Kay Hoetah of the Osage tribe in the Dakotas.

"Jeff, you wanted to speak about some problems or concerns you might have with articles produced in the Sticker News Room".

"Yes John;  Actually it is just one article and really only one paragraph from that article.   If the viewers would refer to Article #16 "A Nursing Home Revelation" and scroll down to the long paragraph beginning, 'In the 1930's...........'  Grover Edgarballs claimed that he and Frank Peckmaniac invented the 'Auto Decal mechanism known as Endorphin Polytechtricks'.   First of all, there never was a man named Frank Peckmaniac.   That name is a euphemism for the Native American Printing, Label, Stickers, and Decal industry in the Northwestern part of the U.S.  It is there that the Endorphin Polytechtricks was conceived.  Let me tell you a bit about this system.  The Endorphin part of the mechanism comes from the Polynesian language and means Sequential Numbering of any given items in a group of larger items.  So, in printing terminology, if a technician has printed three thousand copies of the same form but each individual form in that three thousand needs an individual number, say from 0-2999, then the Endorphin Chip Set will Automatically collate and number each form with it's own unique number from 0-2999.  At first speed was an issue. When Edgarballs devised the Chip he sent it to our institution where we electromagnatized it and forced it to increase speed to 2000 SPS (Sheets Per Second).  So, as you can see, The technician doing the forms can spend his/her time on other projects while the Endorphin counts, collates, numbers and glues the 3000 forms into one pad in less than two seconds. 

Second,  Polytechtricks deals with dispatching these already collated and numbered forms and applies an Auto Decal to each.  In laymen's terms, once the Auto Decal is applied and adhered to each form, a ductile metallic alloy resistant element encompasses the pad of 3000 and transmits it to the Accelerated Lamination Thermal Transfer (A.L.T.T.) unit which Weatherproofs, sanitizes, isolates and compiles the entire pad of 3000 into an airtight tamperproof item. Each pad is then expedited to the Clear Stock Electro Housing (C.S.E.H.) room where it undergoes a "Void" sticker application.  The purpose of the "Void" sticker is a sort of trick to the shoplifter.  It is similar to posting a Fluorescent Brightly Colored Security label to your front door even though you do not have a security system.  The gangsta might move on to the next house.

Finally John I wish to let your readers know about the extremely intricate and technologically advanced printing and Decal, Sticker and Label systems we have on the reservation.  We have the know-how and ability to Weatherproof entire billboards. We are the Nation's largest manufacturer of Custom Stickers, Labels, and Decals.  Our products are of such quality that they contain a lifetime replacement warranty.  Contact me at 1-888-INDIPRINT and I will be glad to answer any questions.  Thanks John for giving me this special time on the show".

"You are sure welcome Jeff".

Before I leave you today, I'd like to leave you with this: