MY TWO
FAVORITE U.S. PRESIDENTS
John Andrew
Orther |
October
28, 2004 |
This article will not be political in any way, shape or form.
Perhaps we all have a U.S. President that we appreciate most. I have two of them: Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson. It may be just coincidental that they both have the name Johnson or it may be providence. Keep in mind that both of these men became President after the Assassinations of two great Presidents: Lincoln and Kennedy. Johnson & Johnson, all of a sudden, had gigantic shoes to fill. Do you think that Johnson & Johnson received Free Cash for filling those shoes? Do you think that Johnson & Johnson even got a Free pair of shoes for filling those shoes? Do you think that Johnson & Johnson did a good job filling those shoes? I do not! The only reason I like Johnson & Johnson is cause their names were Johnson & Johnson.
Andrew Johnson fell into a position that he was completely incapable of performing. His first thoughts after the bullet passed thru Abe Lincoln's head had to be, "Oh shit!, now what am I gonna do?" He was the first U.S. President to be Impeached. It had to do with nepotism or something. Like the Impeached Clinton, they didn't kick him out of office; though both should have been. One would think after Johnson's horrible mess as President he would get out of public offices altogether; But no! He runs for Senator and WINS! Again, the only former President to run for the Senate and Win. The embarrassing part is that the American voters elected him. I cannot even devote any more space to discussing this inept politician.
We'll be right back to Johnson & Johnson after a pause for the following:
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Johnson & Johnson
certainly are
proving to be
interesting
characters, don't
you think. Johnson
& Johnson are not
the only interesting
characters on
Earth. Take for
example American
Airlines? American
Airlines is offering
Free stuff all the
time. We might not
give away Free Cash
per se but we offer
Free miles if you
know how to get them
and qualify. Free
this, Free that!
Everybody wants Free
things in this
World. We also can
provide Free items
on your flight like
Free Peanuts.
DID YOU SAY FREE
PEANUTS?
I thought you said
Free Cash. Is Free
Cash better than
Free Peanuts? That
would depend on how
many Peanuts and how
much Cash was
involved. What
American Airlines
could do is to
Giveaway A Free
Motorola Wide
Screen Plasma T.V.
That would be
something that was
Free but not Free
per se. I am not
saying that we here
at American Airlines
are going to
Giveaway a Free
Plasma TV but we
could. We have
sufficient Cash in
our Budget to
Giveaway a Free
Anything!
Why would you even wonder about that?
Anyways, my name is
American Airlines
and you have my word
on it.
www.americanairlines.com
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We have seen the near ruination of America during the three and a half year term of Andrew Johnson. We have seen how the American Voters even made him a Senator after that. But let's take a look at another Johnson.
Lyndon Baines Johnson became president following the Assassination of JFK on November 22, 1963. As horrible as that event was it wasn't much better when LBJ took office. The Johnson & Johnson boys were in opposite parties; Andrew being a Republican and Lyndon a Democrat but both Johnson & Johnson screwed up just as bad; Parties don't matter. LBJ really got the ball rolling in Viet-Nam and made of it one of the most costly Wars in American History. As hard as this is for me to write, it would take NIXON to get us out of there. 58,000 American lives were lost just cause one of the Johnson & Johnson boys wanted power. Keep in mind that Geo. Bush is stupider than both Johnson & Johnson. I would rather have both Johnson & Johnson as president right now than Georgie Bush. It is not political. I just can't have that dumb of a human in! that office.
So, what have we seen here today? I'll tell you what we have seen here today. Today we have seen here that not all things in life are FREE! We have Free elections. But a Free election is what made Andrew Johnson of the Johnson & Johnson boys a Senator. A Free election is what made Lyndon Johnson of the Johnson & Johnson boys a President. So should we still have Free elections? Of course we should! If for no other reason than to cast our votes for Kerry! I don't want Kerry to win the election I just CANNOT have George Bush in the White House again. George Bush senior is orchestrating this whole thing. And he will have Jeb in the White House within eight years.
I told you that I was not going to be political in this article and I believe I kept my word.
Next time I want to discuss politics.
okay thanks
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