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Stickers, stickers, stickers.........That's all we seem to talk about here in the StickerNewz room. But today I want to look at the phenomenon known as the Bermu ...................... What The ?........... ah! .......... (A lasso is thrown around me and my rolling chair and I begin moving at a fast pace around the newsroom)..ah... ...what?.... ..(bang!).......ouch........owwww.. . .......(bounce...bash!). .... ... awwwww........... ow! ...ow...ouch! ... .....(crash!)............................................(bump!....bump!.....bump!....CRASH!) (Tom is cracking up fast walking toward his office). In a related story, the S.P.C.A. and P.E.T.A were mystified and very concerned at the revelatory findings of Tom Phanderphatz concerning Fonzie The Irish Cat Hound (cf. article # 15 at this site). Gatzpoon F. Meetard, a private investigator out of Wichita, North Dakota, was hired by these two organizations to find out all the details concerning this Dog/Cat creature. Legal problems were beginning to mount up here at StickerNewz. They wanted Tom's head. Meetard's conclusions were as follows: In 1999, the Institute for Genetic Research and Scientific Data, mated an Irish Setter with an Amazonian Pirahna. Nothing came of this experiment except for that nasty gash on the Setter. After that, the Institute mated the same Pirahna with a full grown American Garbage Dumpster Rat. There WAS an offspring. The creature looked like and had the exact same characteristics as those yappy dogs that rich White women carry around. Meetard felt that he was inching closer to solving the riddle of Fonzie The Irish Cat Hound. (In a related story, Meetard adopted the Pirahna/Rat offspring and presented it to his rich wife on her 58th birthday; It's name is Poohfee). We'll be right back to this Meetard after a short break to pay the bills. ADVERTISEMENT
Welcome back!
Meetard
surmised
that if
it is
possible
to
combine
two
species
into one
then why
not in
the case
of
Fonzie?
He
visited
the
Scientific
Laboratory
for the
Research
and
Development
of
Enigmatic Findings.
Meetard
spoke
with
Chief
Scientist
Pyron
Ztczcoffbender.
When we
come
back we
will
explore
the
myths,
legends
and
superstitions
associated
with the
Bermuda
Triangle.
Time
Warner
Presents,
LIVE
from the
FORUM in
Los
Angeles,
California:
Next time I want to peer into the unsolved puzzle of the Bermuda Triangle. okay thanks |
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