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RIGLEY'S MAYBE IT'S TRUE, MAYBE IT'S MADE UP!
A new segment by Tom Phanderphatz

You know folks,  I really like Tommy but,  he's not capable of conducting his own segment. Tom is horrifically dense.  The Lights are on in the bathroom but somebody forgot to flush the toilet, if you know what I mean. 

 (I speak quietly into mike)......."yeah, but.........ok, ok.... ....But Max, do I really gotta do this?........ Tom's an idiot Max .........Yeah,  right....I know but ....but ....but ...Right Max...Right!.........ok....yeah HBO....ok, ok, right."

After many audience requests and a bit of pressure from the Boys upstairs Tom Phanderphatz will be having his own SMALL segment which will be aired VERY periodically.  It's going to be called:  Rigley's Maybe it's True, Maybe it's Made Up. So, without further ado, here goes the first installment of:                             

Folks,  Please, please, please understand that the Idea, the Name, the Questions and The Entire Concept of the above segment is 100% from the "Brain" of Thomas Phanderphatz.

(phone rings)

".........What?"............"Hey J.O.....Thanks for givin' me the flattering credit for my new segment......Yep....did it all by myself.  To be fair Johnny,  Dick Van Patten gave me some helpful inspirati"....('click')

Since this episode of the StickerNews cannot get any further down the food chain let's play "Our Box Game"

Instructions:  Self Explanatory

Hint:  Right Click on picture, Save Picture As to your desktop and print it out. Then, using a #2 pencil (this will allow you to erase),  put the point of the pencil inside the start of the maze just parallel with the left wall.  Follow that wall, staying flush and parallel with it and see what happens.

Bonus Question submitted by Tom Phanderphatz:
On the Hit Sitcom Andy Griffith who played the role of the Sheriff and star of the show Andy Taylor?

Answer                                                             .

Next time we will begin our Series on Movie Director Alphred Hitchcock's ungodly experience that involved a highly adhesive Label and a Urinal.

ok thanks