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"It's Time For The
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Eleven years ago tomorrow we here at StickerNewz celebrated our 12th anniversary of Broadcasting for one year some thirteen years before that. So that means that we have been bringing you the Stickers, Labels, and Decals reports for nearly......uh.....let's see......so 2004 minus eleven would be 1993....then subtract, no add one.........uh....carry the four...lemme see; If you add twelve plus 2004 you get......er...uh, 2016. Then I....since it was our first anniversary 12 years ago then I should subtract thirteen from 2016 which makes it 2003...then add the one, cause of it being the first anniversary, back to that total to get 2004, divide by two......let's see two guzzinta two one time....so 1002. Ok, that's right; we began reporting 1002 years ago in the year 1002. That's over a thousand years of HD Quality News at the click of your dial. (phone rings, I pick up, It's Tom Phanderphatz) ......"Yeah Tom"....."Hey Johnny Bouy, don't you think 1002 years of Quality broadcasting is just a hair too long?"......."Ok Tommy, whatever....Hey Tommy, you got any coffee back there?"....Yes sirree John John ole Bouy; I only gots black coffee; will that do??"........"Nah, tastes like charcoal to me"......."So Johnny, you've tasted charcoal?"......Yeah I've tasted charcoal nimnitz. When I was a kid I sampled everything. I'll just leave it at that goofball and you can use your imagination to fill in the blanks; not that you have an imagination, since having one would necessitate having a brain"............"What?"..........."Nothing Tommy; but no one can ever pull that 'so you've tasted blah, blah, blah?' line on me....EVER". ....."But John..... ('click' I hang up). To Celebrate our Anniversary I want to give all you good folks out there a chance to win at our block game. We here at StickerNewz refer to it as "Our Block Game". So gather the kids around the monitor and try your luck.
Instructions: Simply stare closely at the box containing the menagerie of bubbles. Then, while concentrating, try to see if you can find the following five items: A House, a Hotdog, Kools, a pillow and finally, a pencil. If you find all five consider yourself a genius*. We would like to send you and your family to Maui for an all expenses paid, seven day vacation. Unfortunately, we can't. Next time we're going to travel back in time again to the Middle Ages and see just how did Martin Luther STICK his protestant articles to the Cathedral Door. *The word 'genius' in this context is used loosely and may not apply to all game participants.
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