(The boom and I get over to Tom's door, into a great location, where we can see him but he can't see us).

(whispering)........."hey Farley what's with Dick Van Patten still being here?".... I don't know, he just wouldn't leave, it's been two days now".

(now whispering into mike)...."Folks, this is hilarious.  Tom and Dick are doing the weather.  Dick is at the RCA camera and Tom is up at the U.S. map with a sort of fairy god mother's wand in his hand.  Let's see if we can listen in".

"...........so it's important that you seek immediate shelter; especially you folks in the greater Omaha vicinity....these Stickers....I mean graphics of Green and Blue cloud covering are no idle threat."........."Hey DICK you're not even pointing the lens toward the map.  Didn't you learn anything from watching the cameramen on 'Eight is Enough' or were they just so bored that they fell asleep?....pay attention moron!"....."Ok Tom, sorry;  but I thought it was my turn to hold the wand and point to the stickers."............."They're not Stickers nimrod, they're doppler graphics.  Where did you go to acting school - Barbizon?"...."I never attended acting school Tom"....."Oh RE HE HE EALLY, I never would have guessed that"......."Let's play something else Tom"........"NO!  You want me to send you home to the old lady dipwad?"..........."Ok, ok we'll keep playing weather".

 (Farley and I are on the floor busting up with our hands over our mouths.  We slowly and quietly return to our respective locations in the studio).

 (I'm now on the phone to Farley)...."Did you get all that?"....."Yeah, but you're gonna really enjoy this part;  Donna, seeing us over there laughing, swung Video over and caught everything, including us rolling on the floor."............ .......... .......... "AWEsome.......that is AHHWWSUUM!!"

 (I get Tom on the phone)......."Hey Tommy, do me a favor and call FOX;  see if they can let us get in a 90 second spot on the news this evening, will ya?".... ................"Yeah Johnny, sure thing.  What's up?"...."NNNot really sure Tom; think it's got to do with the Edgarball Sticker and what not;  you know how they love that sorta stuff"....."right John!  Will do.  Roger-dodger, Wilco and out".

 

 

While we're waiting for our four Sticker Diet experts to arrive let's see what the masses are saying about Stickers, Labels, and Decals: 
 
Mrs. Agnes Literhouser of Newark, Florida writes,  "....I order the decals online and they come right to my door.  I get the small ones with cute little sayings on them like, "I'm still asleep".  Then I apply them to each of  Mr. Literhouser's glass lenses while he's taking a nap in the Strat-o-lounger.  I get so tickled when he wakes up to read these.  Once he got so startled that he fell straight back into Aunt Millie's special vase from Morocco."

Roscoe "wild man" Pilasco of Ft. Benning, Rhode Island writes,  "...I don't even have a motorcycle but I order the Harley Stickers all the time.  They're plastered to every moveable or stationary object in my life.  The wife is all the time givin me hell for using them as coasters at our parties.  Rule of thumb, don't try to stick them to your exhaust pipe on the family vehicle cause they tend to bubble and smell.  You would think that with all the new fangled technology that the Sticker industry could invent a sticker that could withstand 946 degrees fahrenheit".

Brittany Brown a Junior Cheerleader from Sycamore High School in Fairbanks, Louisiana writes, "....I have stickers inside and outside of my locker.  Mostly I got the ones that have my favorite bands on them:  The Beefeeders, Digital Banana, Fung and the Rocket Poopers, Rotten Handshake, The Bareladie Neverminds, Fictitious Butt Krackers, Snake Paddle, Midgit Dick,  Cowbelly Nipples, Rappin' with the Fajians,  Eurinburn and Frank Sinatra.  Justin taught me how to apply them; it's easier than I thought."

 

We're outta time for today's show.  Tomorrow I want to go back in time and look at what the old West Saloon Cowboy's thought about Whiskey Labels.

okay thanks